Night Crumbs

As abusive world terrorizer Ezra Miller is being treated for “complex mental health issues,” Vanity Fair ran a long, detailed exposé on Ezra’s acts of dark-sidedness and included even more horrible allegations. Sources say that Ezra believes they’re a “messiah,” calls their Vermont farm “The Mountain,” and has a “court harem” of “mostly young women” who Ezra controls, pits against each other, and is verbally and emotionally abusive toward. Ezra also has a savior complex and believes that Tokata Iron Eyes, the teen who Ezra is accused of grooming and abusing since Tokata was 12, is “an apocalyptic Native American spider goddess, and their union is supposed to bring about the apocalypse.” On top of all that, Ezra apparently thinks that their character “The Flash is the one who brings the multiverses together just like Jesus.” First of all, I’m sure Jesus would very much like to be excluded from this narrative and is probably more of a Marvel fan anyway. Second of all, I doubt Vanity Fair’s exposé is enough for Warner Bros. to finally dump Ezra. If anything, Warner Bros. will probably now market The Flash as a “historically accurate biblical epic starring the actual Jesus!” –  IndieWire

So I guess Candice Swanepoel’s people said, “Let me check those dates, yup she can do it,” when Kanye West’s people called up asking if she’s available for some PR couple stunting, because the two are apparently “dating” now – Just Jared

Rihanna went into a recording studio the other night so some think she’s finally going to deliver new music. Yeah, maybe or she was just there to record a voiceover commercial for some new Fenty shit. That’s probably it – Lainey Gossip

Sarah Michelle Gellar says that when she decided to make her triumphant return to acting, she wanted to “chew some scenery and go home.” Since SMG is in the mood for scenery-chewing, I hope this means that she will next star in a MUCH-awaited revival of the trashtastic Ringer. Please, SMG, please! – Celebitchy

MESSY isn’t only the theme of Jason Sudeikis’ current child custody situation with Olivia Wilde. It’s also reportedly the theme of his work life because sources claim that there’s been some behind-the-scenes drama during the making of Ted Lasso’s third season – The AV Club

Sarah Paulson better get to work on making her neck muscles stronger than a steel beam. She’s going to need all the neck strength she can get to hold 45 tons of busted polyester wig hair on her head to play cult leader Gwen Shamblin in HBO Max’s scripted version of The Way Down – Deadline

Thanks to The Woman King, Viola Davis is sitting at the top of the box office where she belongs! – Pajiba

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