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The Chicken McNugget-stealing Cat Thief!
Earlier this month, the cat community was hit by some reputation-hurting news when one of their own was in the headlines for protecting her human and home from a robber! I’m sure that catmanity did not appreciate the world finding out that sometimes they have a heart of gold and will do a good deed. Well, thankfully we’re back to hearing about the bad things that cats do, like thieving! The cat above, who is saying, “No, that’s totally not pieces of a Mcdonald’s bag wrapped around my neck, mind your business, trash!” with her eyes, has been accused of stealing Chicken McNuggets from her human. Finally, cats are back to being cats! Order is restored again.
In a riveting video posted by TikTok user Atargatisfairy, she discovers that someone snatched a McNugget from her McDonald’s bag and she decided to channel her inner Detective La Toya by getting to the bottom of it! Atargatisfairy lists three of the suspects (read: three of her cats) before dismissing them as crime doers. Atargatisfairy then goes off into a bedroom to find her other cat, Eclipse, with pieces of a McDonald’s bag around her neck as her eyes say, “This isn’t what you think.”
@atargatisfairy Cats proving once again, they’re sneaky but not great at hiding evidence. #cats #cat #thief #sneakycat #atargatisfairy #nuggetthief #lotsofcats #seriously? #catsoftiktok #catlover #crazycat #greycat
Honestly, this doesn’t prove shit! Maybe that bag around Eclipse’s neck is actually a very special handmade necklace that her soulmate gifted her years ago. Or maybe one of the other cats put that bag around her neck to frame her! I mean, it’s not like Eclipse has been accused of thievery before. Oh wait…
@atargatisfairy Replying to @Cronvrak gotta wash the stolen nuggs down with some water now. Not too late to back out of your legal obligation 😂 #cat #catsoftiktok #greycat #caughtoncamera #atargatisfairy #thief
Whatever! Good luck prosecuting this puss. No judge or jury will ever convict Eclipse since it’s impossible for a cat to steal anything since cats own the entire world already!
Pic: TikTok