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August 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton’s Doggy Parton Doggy Wig!

Many days, I say to myself at least once, “Today is finally the day that I break up for good with Jeff Bezos’ Amazon,” and well, today, the universe decided to test my threats. The test has come in the form of Dolly Parton’s pet line, Doggy Parton, which is only available on Amazon right now. I would scream “Damn you, Dolly!”, at the top of my lungs, but doing so is a holy crime and I really don’t want to spend the rest of my day in the ER after getting struck down by God’s vengeful lightning bolt. And I’d deserve it! So I’ll refrain from that, and the good news is that Doggy Parton will soon be available on Dolly’s website and other retailers. But can your “I NEED THIS NOW” fingers wait to buy some Doggy Parton? That IS the question!

But seriously, today, Earth angel Dolly announced that she’s sharing her signature glamour and sophistication with the doggies of the world. In her announcement, the universal treasure says that her first record was Puppy Love, and decades later, she’s showing love to the puppies of the world with her new pet collection. Dolly says that a piece of the proceeds from sales will go to Willa B. Farms animal rescue. And I’m not sure if I’m disappointed or relieved that Dolly didn’t start her video with, “You know, everybody’s always paying attention to my big puppies so I thought I’d give a little glamour and attention to another kind of puppies!

The Doggy Parton collection includes clothes, accessories, toys, collars, and leashes. But to me, the star of the collection is the Doggy Parton doggy wig, and an honorable mention is the Doggy Parton pink dress complete with doggy pillow cleavage:

The wig is giving me more “Jean Darling from Our Gang,” but if Dolly Parton herself tells me it’s a Dolly Parton wig, I will not think otherwise. If I do get this look for my dog, the neighborhood will never be the same again as she slathers the streets with pink glamour while channeling Dolly. Although, she wouldn’t totally channel Dolly since she’d never cry over Jolene stealing her man! She’d say, “Jolene, you can take my man. I already sniffed that ass a while ago.

Pics: Doggy Parton

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