Here’s The Trailer For “Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey”

August 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Like Pinnochio, the book Winnie The Pooh by A.A. Milne has recently entered the public domain meaning Disney’s vice grip on those properties has slipped enough that Guillermo del Toro has a competing Pinnochio movie coming to Netflix and some sicko with a honey fetish has Pooh and Piglet running around with axes making mincemeat out of women in the new horror film Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Personally, I’d prefer to see WTP turned into a porno based on that time he got his ass stuck in Rabbit’s gloryhole, but I suppose that probably already exists.

According to Variety, in order for the filmmakers to avoid running afoul of The Mouse, they could only use The Bear and The Pig for this adaptation.

As director Rhys Waterfield revealed in an interview with Variety, the film was shot over the course of 10 days near the Ashdown Forest in England, the inspiration for the Hundred Acre Woods as depicted in Milne’s original stories, which only entered the public domain this year. To avoid copyright issues with Disney — which owns the interpretations of the character as seen in various films and television shows — certain elements were changed, including swapping Pooh Bear’ red shirt for lumberjack gear and omitting characters like Tigger who are still under copyright.

So I guess we won’t see Tigger jackhammering any co-eds with his tail in this or in the porno I just know is out there somewhere. But according to The Guardian, Pooh and Piglet do “violently kidnap a bikini-clad young woman from one of Hundred Acre Wood’s famous jacuzzis, and daub ‘GET OUT’ across some windows in blood. They take a girl’s eye, behead a woman in a swimming pool and then ritualistically gorge themselves on honey,” so there’s still plenty of (Adams/Trump) family fun to be had. Variety adds:

The movie stars Craig David Dowsett and Chris Cordell as Winnie and his best friend Piglet, who go on a rampage after Christopher Robin (Nikolai Leon) abandons them for college. Without the influence of their human friend, the two turn feral, seeking prey and stalking the humans near their homes. The trailer showcases the characters on their rampage, revealing more of the twisted interpretation of A.A. Milne’s beloved characters.

Here’s the trailer that might actually give Disney a solid case for copyright violation of the Country Bear Jamboree characters. Another porno I would like to see.

This looks awful but it could have been made more awful, and therefore much better, if they’d kept Pooh canonically pantsless. But I suppose that might fall under Disney’s copyright. I hope that doesn’t mean I have to stop saying “I’m Pooh-bearing it” whenever I walk around the house in a t-shirt and no pannies. As we know, The Mouse Has Eyes, which should be the title of the Disney-themed horror movie.

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