Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 24, 2022 / Posted by:

David Rush, the extremely talented human who just broke the Guinness World Record for blowing up the most balloons with his nose holes in 60 seconds!

Yesterday’s HSOTD was an extremely useful invention that came from the creative mind of a true genius. I’m talking about the world-changing hot dog straw! Well, today’s HSOTD keeps with the theme of Look At All The Beautiful Things Humanity Can Do. David Rush is a project manager by day and by night he’s a Guinness World Record athlete. David has broken over 250 Guinness World Records including one for the most consecutive frisbee catches and most sweetcorn kernels eaten with a cocktail stick in 1 minute. David has been HSOTD not once, but twice before thanks to him breaking the Guinness World Records for balancing the most rolls of toilet paper on his head (101 rolls) for 30 seconds, and for holding the most lit candles in his mouth (100 candles) for 30 seconds. And now David is a thrice-time HSOTD. Besides Phoebe Price, David Rush IS the most talented being to ever grace Dlisted.

David recently added a new record to his long list of records. He was able to use his nose holes to blow up 10 balloons in just 60 seconds. This is not to be confused with Charlie Sheen’s unofficial Guinness World Record of snorting up the most 8-balls in just 60 seconds.

David Rush is breaking Guinness World Records to raise awareness for STEM education. For his latest GWR, David not only had to powerfully nose fart into 10 balloons but he also had to tie them up with his hands. The previous record was 9 balloons in 60 seconds. David tried to beat the record five years ago but allergies wouldn’t let him be great and so he failed. Throughout the years, he’s been practicing his nose-blowing skills before work and during his breaks. And over the weekend, David finally beat the record after a few tries. Surprisingly, David did it without blowing his eyeballs right out of his eyeholes.

I hear people saying, “Oh, what a useful skill,” as thick sarcasm drips from every syllable. But if you get kidnapped right after having oral surgery, and the kidnappers tell you that they’ll let you go if you can blow up 10 balloons in 60 seconds, knowing full well that your mouth is out of commission, you’ll wish that you had the nose-blowing skills of David Rush! And yes, that scenario is 100% possible.

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