Night Crumbs
Discovery+ has released the trailer for House of Hammer, which sadly isn’t a home renovation show hosted by MC Hammer. It’s a three-part series about Armie Hammer’s abuse allegations and his fucked-up family tree. The special includes interviews with several of Armie’s accusers, and one shares texts and notes where he tells her that he is “100% a cannibal” and wants to “eat” her. Well, if Armie ever goes back to selling timeshares, tourists he’s trying to sell to are probably going to recognize him and think, “Wait, did he say that I’d get a complimentary lunch if I sit through this 16-hour presentation, or did he say I’d BE lunch,” as they reach for their pocketbook to skedaddle out of there – Pajiba
Jon Hamm has joined the disjointed train wreck that is The Morning Show for its third season. How the mighty have fallen fast! I mean, Jon Hamm has gone from riding high in his career by co-starring with Flo in Progressive commercials to this! – Just Jared
“Hello, yes, 911, I’d like to report the makers of the unholy CROSTICLES for committing a horrible, hateful crime against humanity.” – OMG Blog
I haven’t seen the Predator prequel Prey yet but I already love it because it took down The Kartrashians as Hulu’s biggest premiere and it co-stars a “hot mess” of a dog – TVLine
It looks like Ezra Miller really is the Energizer Bunny of violent messes because Ezra somehow found the time during their crime spree to reshoot scenes for The Trash (typo and it stays) this summer – ScreenRant
Today’s Choose Your Own Adventure: Watch 10 hours of paint drying or 3-minutes of Goopy Paltrow slathering Goop shit all over her body in her home spa – Lainey Gossip
When the costume department of The Gray Man accidentally shrunk one of Chris Evans’ costume shirts, he turned it into a shirt for his dog Dodger Evans. And yes, it goes without typing, but Dodger Evans easily worked it better!
Chris Evans' Dog Dodger Gets His Own Shirt from 'The Gray Man' Set to Match His Celebrity Dad https://t.co/kDwCfgDzug
— People (@people) August 10, 2022
Pic: YouTube