Katharine McPhee Is Endorsing Rick Caruso For L.A. Mayor Because The Streets Of Beverly Hills Are No Longer Safe

August 4, 2022 / Posted by:

I never know where the hell Katharine McPhee is because after she folded into the rich, wrinkly arms of serial monogamist David Foster I assumed she’d become a Stepford Wife and disappear. That statement is partly true because she’s definitely enjoying life as a trophy wife, but recent criminal activity in her beloved playground of Beverly Hills has shocked Katharine to her core! And now she’s warning her friends to leave all their expensive shit at home when they come out to play. She’s also publicly endorsing billionaire real estate developer Rick Caruso for Los Angeles Mayor. The Republican-turned-Democrat mayoral candidate isn’t everyone’s favorite, to say the damn least, but still, everyone should vote for him so that Katharine can feel safe again wearing her $50,000 Rolex while shopping for more expensive shit in Beverly Hills.

Katharine and all of her high society friends are living in constant fear after an attempted robbery took place on the gritty streets of Beverly Hills. In February, two men tried to rob a man while he was getting into his Ferrari. A struggle ensued, the men hit him with the gun, and when onlookers began screaming “HE’S GOT A GUN!!” I’m sure that man’s response was “Uh, DUH bitch!“, but I digress.  The two men ran off, the police didn’t arrive for almost ten minutes and the attack sent waves of panic and pandemonium throughout Beverly Hills. That’s when Rick Caruso realized Beverly Hills would soon become an area replete with trap houses and liquor stores on every corner so he vowed to protect it at all costs.

Pleased, Katharine realized there was no other candidate for her, and according to Just Jared, she’s telling everybody that crime will not break her soul. After leaving her diamonds at home for an adventurous stroll through Beverly Hills with Sugar Granddaddy Davey, Katharine took to Instagram to remind her fancy friends why she’s endorsing Rick.

Kat took to her Instagram Stories that day and reshared a post about an elderly man who was mugged and beaten up by three men who took his phone, money, and his watch.

“This is literally my worry and thought every time I go out now. We need Rick Caruso,” Kat wrote. “I blame every single woke voter. Seniors getting beat up in [Beverly Hills] while walking. Keep voting for this. What a sad state this city is in.”

Kat then shared a screenshot of her text messages with friend Sara Mann, who met up with her and David that afternoon. “Don’t wear your Rolex,” Sara texted her. Kat replied, “No rings no watches.”

“This is the real life text/convos you have with fam and friends about living in LA now. We need Rick Caruso,” she added.

No, Katharine, what you need is a damn reality check and I’m not talking about another one from American Idol. Crime isn’t a trend that started in Beverly Hills. And please tell your friends to never yell about someone holding a gun because that’s always been the best way to ensure a spontaneous date at a place called The Pearly Gates.

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