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July 22, 2022 / Posted by:

The Afternoon Delights!

Just when I thought that my head had been overfilled with everything that existed in the 80s, Dlisted reader Jon sent me something that I didn’t know existed until now. The Afternoon Delights were a singing quartet from Boston who did their part in making the 1980s the era of foolery with their musical ode to General Hospital called General Hospi-tale. Yes, they stumbled by not calling it General Hospitunes, but they made it up and then some with potently poetic lyrics like, “Amy Vining likes to blab, Richard Simmons helps fight flab!”

The Afternoon Delights were made up of Rebecca Hall, Janet Powell, Robalee Barnes, and Suzanne Boucher. They only lasted a quick minute and not because Starland Vocal Band sued their asses for ripping off their song title. They didn’t last because obviously General Hospi-Tale could not be topped. General Hospi-tale was like a disco knock-off of Blondie’s Rapture where the Hot Ginger Delight (who must be played by Julie Klausner in The Afternoon Delights biopic) rap sings about her intense addiction to General Hospital. She can’t get enough and she needs to be checked into a treatment center… but only if it’s at General Hospital.

She rap sings storylines involving characters like Luke, Laura, Frank Smith, Monica Quartermaine, Dr. Noah Drake, Heather Webber, Diana Taylor, Sally (played by Christopher Morley who often played cross-dresser roles in the 70s and 80s), and more.  Here’s just a small piece of the poetry of Afternoon Delights. via Genius.com

Monica likes to have her fun
That is why she had a son
She told Rick he was the dad
Soon found out that he’d been had

There’s one thing
That you can give me that Leslie can’t
And that’s passion

Alan was the father of course
And he won’t give Monica a divorce
Rick wants to get Leslie back
Heather’s having an insane attack

And in between giving us her recap of the storylines, she goes on about how she’s so hard-up for the show. She spins a tale…which is why they called it General Hospi-Tale. I stand corrected! They released an EP after, but when it really didn’t get any play, they split up. But at least before they bowed out, they brought their sequin-covered talent and tip-moistening hot moves to Solid Gold:

ABC really fucked up by not hiring The Afternoon Delights to give a recap of General Hospital every week. But it’s not too late! ABC can reunite them for the sequel to General Hospit-tale, and they better start with the Steve Burton fuckery. Now THAT would be a morning, afternoon, and nighttime delight for the ear holes.

Pic: Discogs

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