Hot Slut Of The Day!
ATM Kitty!
This week’s HSOTD theme really is: animal friends who find themselves in places they really shouldn’t be. First, there was Bonnie, the dog who got away from her home and ended up winning third place in a local dog contest. Then there was Rowdy, a cat who got out of her carrier at Boston’s Logan International Airport and was on the run for 3 weeks. And now here’s ATM Kitty, an adorable fluff ball who was rescued from an ATM. Silly, kitteh, you’re not a debit card!
People says that last week, the Fort Smith Fire Department in Arkansas got a call about the world’s cutest cat burglar who got trapped in a Regions Bank ATM and needed rescuing. They aren’t sure how that little kitteh became the prisoner in a money cell. Maybe some evil-doer stuffed him in there? Or maybe he’s feeling the pain of inflation and broke in there to snatch some money to afford his cans of Fancy Feast? Or maybe vet tech Ashley Deane of the Fort Smith Animal Haven is right and the kitten was just trying to escape the heat (it’s been in the 100s in Fort Smith). ATM Kitty was rescued and taken to the Fort Smith Animal Haven where he’s resting up. They also named him Cash.
Though Deane said Cash initially appeared scared upon his arrival at Fort Smith Animal Haven, it appears the cat is adjusting quickly to his new environment/
“Generally, after a couple of days with our handlers caring for them, they become less spicy and just a little bit mild so they can come a little bit more workable,” Deane told 5News.
“Once you pick him up, he’s just a big purr box, that’s all,” Bloom added. “He’s just a huge purr box; he’s the sweetest little baby,”
Cash was dehydrated and had a case of the hungries when he was brought in but he’s doing better now. They plan to put a little chunk on his body before he’s available to adopt. Here are pics from Cash’s daring rescue.
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As for where the rest of the litter is, the people of Fort Worth better pull out their magnifying glasses and go out on the hunt… unless the other kittens made off with the loot and let Cash take the fall! Well, whatever the case may be, I’m sure fire departments all around will be getting lots of calls about a “kitten” stuck in an ATM. And when they show up, they’ll find some messy human in a busted pussy costume going on like, “Meow meow meow meow meow,” which translated from cat to human English is, “Oh, I’m just a poor widdle kitteh trying to get away from the heat!”
Pic: Fort Smith Department’s Facebook