Shailene Woodley Says She Had “The Best Month Ever”

June 30, 2022 / Posted by:

With all of the things going on in this nightmare scenario of an era we’re currently living through, many are on a quest to find the light in the darkness. Well, look no further: enter Shailene Woodley, who just closed her legs to the sun, oiled up her stink-pits, took a nice, long sip of lukewarm bone broth, and put finger to phone screen to be that beacon. Her recent ex-fiancé, Aaron Rodgers, said that she taught him about unconditional love. Apparently, her love really doesn’t have conditions, because she’s now even professing it to abstract ideas, like months. On Wednesday, she posted a selfie on Instagram captioned with a doting letter addressed to June. See? Not everything’s bad, guys! Even though most of us had a month that went about as well as Shailene’s Divergent franchise, a Hollywood actress with awful takes and even worse hygiene had a great last 30 days!

The Hippy of Hollywood really embraced her title and got to work–I’d assume sans shoes and from the base of a Joshua Tree–to update everyone, even though literally no one asked for it. via Page Six:

Shailene Woodley gave her Instagram followers a life update after her breakup with Aaron Rodgers, gushing about how “nurtured” she feels.

“To the month of june : putting macro whack world events aside for a minute, on a micro level, you nurtured this woman’s head + heart,” the “Big Little Lies” alum, 30, captioned an Instagram selfie Wednesday. “You gave me oxygen in the form of friends, babies, trees, magic, DANCING, animals, salt, sun, deep conversations, six packs from laughing, availability in the form of tears, PLAY, sunrises, hallway tag, goofiness, spontaneity, pita bread (so much pita!), hellos and goodbyes,” she continued. Woodley went on to write that a “beautiful wise Italian in New York” told her she was going to have the “best month ever,” noting that the prediction was “not wrong.” The “Secret Life of the American Teenager” alum concluded, “God i’m grateful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

And here’s the selfie:

YOU had a great JUNE? Well, la-di-FUCKING-dah!” cried the ghosts of the June bugs that she once bragged about eating but are now stuck in the clay and congealed chia seeds clogging her digestive tract. You can always leave it to Shailene to be the person you know you wouldn’t want to get stuck talking to while scooping hummus onto your biodegradable plate at the New Moon party; you know, aside from the fact that she’s also probably not vaxxed and no one wants to get typhoid fever or the ‘vid.

Pic: Guignebourg Denis/ABACA/INSTARimages.com

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