Night Crumbs
Dakota Johnson says that making the Fifty Shades of Shit movies (or those “big naked movies” as she calls them) was chaotic and “mayhem” and largely because of the creative tussle between the movie’s first director Sam Taylor-Johnson and the books’ writer E.L. James. Sam and E.L. each had a different vision and Dakota was more into Sam’s vision. They’d shoot takes of the movie that Sam wanted to make and then shoot takes of the movie E.L. wanted to make. Dakota said that she herself even re-wrote scenes that E.L. wrote. Basically, it sounds like the making of that bland bowl of stale oatmeal was more interesting than the actual movies. And no, Dakota Johnson isn’t a writer, but if she showed up with a piece of toiler paper covered with caca marks and said, “Here are my rewrites,” it would still be an upgrade – Pajiba
Bad news for every Hollywood costume designer who isn’t designing the timeless and stunning costumes for the Barbie movie, you just lost the 2024 Best Costume Oscar – Lainey Gossip
If you support SCOTUS’ anti-abortion rights decision, then Pink would like you to keep your ears closed to Get The Party Started and all of her other songs – Celebitchy
Bam Margera is heading back to rehab again after hitting the “quit this bitch” button on it for a second time – Newsweek
Grab the lube and giddyup, Pedro Pascal and Ethan Hawke will star in Pedro Almodovar’s gay cowboy short film – Just Jared
Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romjin will host the floating date show, The Real Love Boat, for CBS. I was going to say that CBS can throw The Real Love Boat overboard if Charo doesn’t close and open each episode, but we all know that CBS can’t afford her! – SOW
And suddenly, the Nutter Butter’s social media intern is my new favorite romance poet – Queerty
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