Aaron Rodgers’s Rumored New Girlfriend Says She’s Not A Witch
Aaron Rodgers, the NFL’s most expensive football player and authority on COVID vaccines, has a type when it comes to women it seems. After moving on from cool girls who break up families, he appears to now go for earthy hippy women who may or may not dabble in clay eating. Now that his relationship with Shailene Woodley is over, Aaron is rumored to have struck up a romance with a witch! Ok, so she says she’s not a witch, but it’d be pretty cool if she was.
Aaron and Shailene were America’s super (spreader) couple until this February when they announced that they broke off their engagement of almost two years. Although some were saying they were still together, it looks like it is well and truly finished. Now if you were hoping to hook up with Aaron on the rebound, your opportunity is long gone. Guess you’ll have to catch COVID some other way! SideAction reported that Aaron is seeing a new woman named Blu of Earth:
The rumor quickly spread that BoE was a witch who loved psychedelic drugs. If that sounds awesome to you, prepare to get your hopes dashed. Blu denies that she follows the order of Eastwick. via the New York Post:
The Packers quarterback, 38, has recently been linked by website SideAction to a new gal pal named “Blu,” two months after his broken engagement to actress Shailene Woodley.
Though reports identified Rodgers’ rumored lady love as a witch by the name of “Blu of Earth,” she shot down those allegations Thursday in a series of Instagram Stories, posting, “Ps… My name is Blu. Not Blu of Earth,” and, “I do not identify as a witch. Y’all are hilarious.”
I guess we should’ve known that she wasn’t a witch, allegedly. Blu of Earth sounds more Close Encounters of the Third Kind than The Craft. However, Blu is still pretty new age. According to her Instagram, she’s a co-founder of Florescence, a “modern mystery school for women to reclaim the magical, radically authentic, wise, wild, unapologetic you” and host of the podcast DeJa Blu which supposedly offers “a clean reservoir of consciousness [sic] from which souls thirsty for purity, relief and love can drink.” You know, normal, non-witch things! Blu shot down the witch accusation but didn’t address the relationship rumors. You might have to break out your crystal ball to uncover this mystery because Aaron hasn’t commented on it yet either. I’m convinced that after Shailene, he’s still single and looking for the perfect person to share his life with. Maybe his true soulmate is his buddy, Joe Rogan. It might be a good idea for them to hook up. Two brain cells are better than one!
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