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THE QUEEN’s Hologram!
Because 96-year-old THE QUEEN is at the age where she doesn’t really want to stand in kitten heels for more than 30 seconds (although, I’m more than less than half her age and I don’t want to stand around in kitten heels for more than 30 seconds) either and has been going through it health-wise, she didn’t make that many appearances at her Platinum Jubbly EXTRAVAGANZA! THE QUEEN did pop up here and there during the 4-day celebration of the 70th anniversary of her reign, like at Trooping the Colour and yesterday’s grand finale. But mostly, THE QUEEN was like my abuelita whenever my family would throw her a birthday party (she’d stay in her room, nibbling on a piece of her birthday cake while watching her stories as everyone partied outside). Although, THE QUEEN didn’t need to bother making public appearances since she had a “hologram” doing that shit for her!
Before the real THE QUEEN took her final bow on the Jubby stage at the Buckingham Palace balcony yesterday, an opulent golden royal carriage rode through the streets of London, and inside was a moving image of THE QUEEN’s younger self. The carriage was the same one she rode in during her coronation celebrations in 1953. via Sky News:
In one of the main highlights of the Platinum Jubilee celebrations, the coach, flanked by guardsmen on horseback, featured archival footage of Her Majesty, making it seem as if she was inside. The same 260-year-old carriage had taken her to and from her coronation in 1953.
Behold, the footage of the HoloQUEEN (not to be confused with my nickname of Hollow Queen) bringing fuckery to the streets of London:
BUT WAIT! Gizmodo says that the HoloQUEEN isn’t a hologram. It’s the work of some Pepper’s Ghost shit, which is an illusion that goes back decades and is used on the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland and Disney World.
In real life, most people understand holograms to be three-dimensional creations that allow the viewer to walk around and see various angles of the projection as though it’s there in the room with you. And, based on the video evidence available, the visual effect on display this past Sunday wasn’t a hologram.
Instead, the weekend’s display appears to have been some version of a Pepper’s Ghost illusion—the same one you’ve seen if you ever rode the Haunted Mansion attraction at Disneyland or Walt Disney World. Pepper’s Ghost gives you the appearance of three dimensions, but is far less advanced than a real hologram.
“far less advanced than a real hologram.” THE QUEEN is going to use whatever strength she has to beat on Gizmodo with her cane for that diss! But seriously, even though the HoloQUEEN isn’t technically a hologram, I’m sure that if you polled Brits, an overwhelming majority of them would say that they’d rather Pepper’s Ghost Queen be their monarch than a real Prince Charles. All hail, Pepper’s Ghost Queen!
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