Carmen Electra Joined OnlyFans
When I was a kid I thought Carmen Electra and Denise Richards were the most beautiful women in the world. Long, sandy hair, dark eyebrows, blue eyes, big lips, and huge ’90s titties. My taste could be described as “frat-esque.” Anywho, Denise recently had a minor comeback with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and now it’s 50-year-old Carmen’s turn to get her butt back in the spotlight. And I mean that literally, because Carmen has joined OnlyFans!
A couple of days ago Carmen teased the big news on Instagram, pairing a sexy selfie with the cryptic (snort) caption “only for my fans. are you a fan?” It didn’t take Detective Pikachu to put two and two together:
Today Carmen officially confirmed the news, telling People that the decision was a “no-brainer”:
“I just felt like, ‘Yeah, I need to do this,'” Electra explains. “I, for once, have this opportunity to be my own boss and have my own creative vision to share with my fans without someone standing over me, telling me, ‘Don’t do this, don’t do that. Cover up this.’ “
Good! I’m so sick of THE MAN telling Carmen to cover up! Carmen says her profile, which launches today, will feature beauty tutorials, vacation content, bathing suit, and lingerie photos, and:
“…more sexy, classy pictures and videos,” while allowing her to be “a little bit more intimate” with her fans in one-on-one interactions.
And if she wants “to show a little bit more,” Electra notes that she won’t have to censor anything risqué with a strategically placed heart or star emoji, as she’s had to do on Instagram.
“People are going to do what they want to do anyway with your photos, you might as well be in control of them and follow what you feel like doing inside,” she says.
Carmen joins other OnlyFans celebs like Bhad Bhabie, Bella Thorne, Aaron Carter, Cardi B, Blac Chyna, and Larsa Pippen. Some of them pose nude, some of them don’t. For example, Sonja Morgan from Real Housewives of New York joined OnlyFans last summer, and she basically just uses it like any other social media platform. Except you have to pay for her highly exclusive content. I don’t think there are nipples, but I can’t be sure, because I refuse to pay $4.99 a month.
Page Six points out that PornHub searches for Carmen skyrocketed after she appeared in ESPN’s docuseries The Last Dance to talk about her relationship with Dennis Rodman. So maybe that’s what inspired her to monetize her sexiness. As of right this second, Carmen’s OnlyFans has yet to go live. In the mean time, we’ll have to make do with this bikini video she posted to Instagram last month:
Next time add some music to your sexy vids, Carmen. Without a score, this shit is giving me “tangerine sleep paralysis demon with raccoon eyes.”
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