Night Crumbs

May 11, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

The one-time face of throuples and Ariana Grande’s younger-looking older brother, Frankie Grande, is now somebody’s husband. Because Frankie married his fiance Hale Leon (who is now Hale Grande) in a Star Wars-themed wedding at his family’s home in Florida on May the Fourth. Your thoughts about this may be best expressed through the face that puppeh is making. And sure, this union will be tested every time one of them runs out of pomade and tries to dip into the other’s stash, but on a happy note, this Florida wedding definitely made that DeSantis trick lose it. Because this wedding doesn’t say gay, it fucking screams it! – OMG Blog

As the Hiddlestoners nearly drown in a pool of their own sorrowful tears, Tom Hiddleston confirms that he and Zawe Ashton are engaged – Lainey Gossip

If Elon Musk’s Twitter buyout happens, he says he will unban Trump. Whatever, this just proves again that you can’t spell delusional without E-L-O-N because Trump doesn’t need Twitter now that he’s the King of Truth Social and reigning supreme over his legions of fans (see: tumbleweeds and bots) – Celebitchy

The ghost of Marilyn Monroe should still file a restraining order against her stalker Kim Kardashian, but she no longer has to include the line “Kim sleeps with a lock of my hair” in her filing. Because the “lock of Marilyn Monroe’s hair” that Kim was gifted with is not Marilyn Monroe’s hair. That’s actually pretty fitting. Fake hair for a fake trick! – SOW

Congratulations to the makers of wide-legged pantsuits, because A Simple Favor is getting a sequel and Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick will be back (but no word if the movie’s scene-stealer, Jean Smart, will return too) – Deadline

Here’s the bullshit answer that Top Gun: Maverick director, Joseph Kosinski, gave for why Kelly McGillis wasn’t asked to be in the sequel – Just Jared

Because of course, Madonna has gotten into NFTs and her collection (complete with a close-up of NFT Madonna’s NFT cooze) looks like what you would see if David Cronenberg played The Sims 4 – (NSFW) designboom

And in some actual good news, James Hong FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at 93 – Pajiba

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