Elon Musk Tweeted A Weird Cryptic Warning About Dying Under Mysterious Circumstances
What’s Twitter’s current main character up to today? Oh not much, just bringing forth ten metric tons of DRAMA by implying that he might wind up dead under suspicious circumstances after tweeting about Russia’s space agency. The usual, you know? Elon Musk made a deal to buy Twitter for $43 billion, but he should have considered using that cash to purchase LiveJournal. Because Elon has been putting out some major desperate-for-attention delusional high school senior energy. Elon believes he’s pissed off Russia in a way that might end with him suddenly not being alive anymore, and he’s tweeted as much, in true hyperbolic Elon Musk fashion.
This all started after Elon decided to share a message last night to his 91.7 million Twitter followers. The message was allegedly written by Dmitry Rogozin, a Russian politician, former Russian ambassador to NATO, and current Director General of Roscosmos. According to The New York Post, the message accuses Elon of being “involved in supplying the fascist forces in Ukraine with military communication equipment.” Back in February, Elon’s SpaceX provided Starlink terminals to Ukraine at the request of government higher-ups, who were afraid they might lose internet access because of attacks from Russia. According to the message Elon tweeted, Dmitry Rogozin accused Elon, with help from the Pentagon, of supplying internet to Ukraine’s “Nazis,” aka the Azov Battalion. Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zellenskyy has long denied that the Azov Battalion has any connection to Nazism.
The message also includes the threat that Elon will “be held accountable like an adult,” even if Elon decides to “play the fool.” Elon responded to that message by accusing Dmitry Rogozin of not knowing what the word “Nazi” meant.
.@Rogozin sent this to Russian media pic.twitter.com/eMI08NnSby
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 9, 2022
Elon isn’t choosing to play dumb about this, and he responded to that threat by establishing himself as the kind of person who takes a threat seriously enough to tweet a warning that Russia might be serious here. Of course, he could have just summoned his team of lawyers, told them to stop fighting Tesla employees, and start working on a cease and desist for Mr. Rogozin. Instead, he took it to Twitter and made it a bigger mess than it needed to be, by giving us all “third act of an Oscar thriller” energy.
If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 9, 2022
When one of Elon’s followers asked if they could have Twitter upon the news of his mysterious death, Elon simply replied, “Ok.”
Elon is obviously blowing this up bigger than it needs to be, and the likelihood of Elon suddenly being discovered suspiciously deceased is extremely low. First off, there’s no way it would happen at work since Elon is likely covered in Tesla security at all times. So Russia would have to locate Elon after hours, and honestly, good luck with that. The man claims to have no fixed address. How are you supposed to send hired hitmen to track down Elon when he’s sleeping on a different couch every night?
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