Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Mia, the opulent pussy who isn’t only just a master at serving fluffy luxury, but also a master at obstacle courses!

Mia may look like an extra fancy creature of pure opulence who doesn’t even have to lift a single pristine paw because all of her Fancy Feast meals are fed to her on a diamond-encrusted platinum spoon as she lounges on a cashmere-covered custom-made settee while another human gently brushes her fluffy beauty with a vintage opal comb. But you know what they say, don’t judge a book by its cover (unless the cover is Terry Richardson who really does look like the skeezy predator he allegedly is), because Mia isn’t only a pretty face, bitch. She’s also a skilled athlete!

Mia, who lives with her humans in the UK, is an internet star with 3.7 million followers on TikTok, 163k followers on Instagram, and her own YouTube channel. And all of Mia’s fans don’t just follow her for her devastating beauty. They also follow her for how she continually shows the world that she’s the Pussy Queen of Paper Cut Obstacle Courses. There are approximately 93,554 videos on Mia’s TikTok page of her elegantly leaping over white paper cup walls, but I’ll share a few. In this one, Mia leaps into a heart while leaping into the heart of the internet!

@mmeowmmia

10% cat, 90% fur 😹

♬ Mission Impossible Theme (Movie Trailer Mix) – Dominik Hauser

In this one, Mia shows us that she’s both the Ethan Hunt of pussies and the Robert Langdon of pussies because she can bound over barriers with ease AND solve a puzzle at the same time. I take it back, actually. Mia isn’t the Ethan Hunt and Robert Langdon of pussies. Ethan Hunt and Robert Langdon are the Mia of humans!

@mmeowmmia

Chooses the easiest ways 🐾🤪

♬ Mission Impossible Theme (Movie Trailer Mix) – Dominik Hauser

And in this one, Mia puts Indiana Jones to shame by gorgeously crossing a series of random bridges:

@mmeowmmia

She is trying so hard 🥺🐾🤍 #cat #fyp

♬ оригинальный звук – 🐾 Mia the Cat 🐾

But Mia isn’t only able to conquer white paper cup mazes, she can also take on cardboard!  The way she slinks under that cardboard wall… Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment, WHO?!

@mmeowmmia

Mia VS descending gate #catchallenge #cat

♬ original sound – 🐾 Mia the Cat 🐾

While writing about the brilliance of Mia, I’ve referenced Mission: Impossible, The Da Vinci Code, Indiana Jones, and Entrapment. And I could’ve referenced a million more Hollywood movies. So in other words, Hollywood had a good run, but it’s over for them. Because Mia here IS Hollywood now!

Pic: TikTok

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