Britney Spears is Pregnantney! And before we talk about Britney making a Cheetoling with her fiance Sam Asghari, we enter week three of the Oscars slappin’ moment between Will Smith and Chris Rock. We get into Will Smith’s punishment by the Academy and Chris saying that he’s not going to say shit about the Oscars slap until he gets paid. We also cover the juror who delivered everyone’s new favorite jury duty excuse by saying that she needs to see her sugar daddy regularly and serving on a jury will mess with her daily sugar baby duties.
Other stories we talk about include Bennifer 1.0’s engagement redux, Jack White getting engaged and married on stage at his show, Mads Mikkelsen shitting all over the ways of some method actors, Andy Cohen pissing off nurses, and the time that Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale in the U.S. And don’t spit in disgust at the thought of greenery being served at Pizza Hut, because the kale wasn’t really used for eatin’.
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