Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ms. Bristol, the woman who got dismissed from jury duty after saying that she needs to spend time with her sugar daddy. Yes, take notes!
DISCLAIMER: The woman pictured above is not Ms. Bristol. That’s Judge Elizabeth Scherer throwing a “Did my ears just hear that fuckery?” face after a potential juror said that one of her conflicts is that she sees her sugar daddy every single day. Listen, you can laugh all you want, but I doubt many sugar daddies offer paid leave for jury duty. And Ms. Bristol’s sugar daddy excuse may have worked because she was excused. So there you go, add “sugar daddy” to your list of ways to get out of jury duty.
On Monday, jury selection began in the sentencing trial of the Parkland school mass murderer in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, and things briefly got hilarious thanks to fuck deficient Ms. Bristol. While letting Judge Scherer know the dates she’s not available, Ms. Bristol, who is apparently married, added that her daily sugar baby duties are also a conflict.
Ms. Bristol: First of all, let me clarify myself, July seventh is my birthday, the fourth is my son, and the eighteenth is my other son. Then I again I realize-
Judge Scherer: Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, don’t talk too fast, please. So you said that there’s dates in July that you’re not available. What are those dates?
Ms. Bristol: July seventh, July fourth, which is closed, and July eighteenth. But then again, I need to figure out something. I have my sugar daddy that I see every day.
Judge Scherer: I’m sorry?
Ms. Bristol: My sugar daddy.
Judge Scherer: Okay, I’m not exactly sure what you’re talking about.
Ms. Bristol: I’m married and I have my sugar daddy. I see him every day.
Here’s the comic relief moment where Ms. Bristol tells Judge Scherer something she probably has heard before. I mean, this is Florida we’re talking about!
The Independent says that Ms. Bristol was later dismissed from the trial. Yup, so now every person in the land is going to use that excuse including me! And I know it would work. Because if I seriously used that excuse, any judge would think, “If this stupid trick is so delusional that he thinks I’d actually believe there’s a person on the planet who would pay him for a date and a fuck, then he’s not in his right mind and should not be a part of making ANY decision.”
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