Two months ago the news broke that Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth were expecting their first child together. Cut to this past Friday, when, according to People, the couple were spotted pushing a baby stroller around Pasadena. Their reps have yet to confirm the news, but it’s safe to assume the obvious: Mia popped a lil’ LaBeouf out of her Goth!
Since there’s no official confirmation that this baby even exists, nobody knows its sex or its name. My guess is that the couple went with something at least a little offbeat. After all, Mia’s full real name is Mia Gypsy Mello da Silva Goth. And Shia LaBeouf is Shia LaBeouf.
28-year-old Mia and 35-year-old Shia began dating after meeting in 2012 on the set of Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac. They got hitched in 2016, about a year after getting into a big messy fight in Germany. In 2018 the couple announced they had separated and filed for divorce. That same year Shia began dating FKA twigs. Those two lasted for about a year, and in late 2020 FKA sued Shia for being an abusive, controlling piece of shit boyfriend. He denied all her allegations, because of course he did. Around the time FKA sued Shia’s ass, he was seen out and about with Margaret Qualley. They didn’t last long, and Margaret soon voiced her support for FKA.
Back in November, Mia and Shia (their names should rhyme, but they don’t, a la Sean Bean) were spotted at Chuck E. Cheese. Mia was visibly pregnant and wearing her wedding ring. A week later Radar Online reported that FKA Twigs and Shia had agreed to postpone their ongoing settlement talks. Twigs and Shia were originally supposed to get together for a hearing on December 15, where a trial date would have been set, but they agreed to push that meeting to May 2 of this year. So… to be continued.
Hopefully, Shia and Mia’s new baby is a girl. According to the Matt Damon Book of Feminism, becoming a father to a daughter is the best way to finally realize that abusing women is bad. So this could be the dawn of a new Shia! Fingers crossed.