Oh cool, a new sleep paralysis demon just dropped! You can check it out on Madonna’s TikTok page. The entity has waxy, almost human-like skin, half-closed eyes, bulbous lips, and the ability to suck the youth out of any member of Gen-Z who watches the whole video. Not sure why the demon premiered on Madge’s TikTok, but– wait, that’s MADONNA?!
Madonna has had a TikTok account for a while now, but she hasn’t consistently produced content. Recently she decided to up her game and post some selfie videos. A few are set to the viral remix of her 1998 hit Frozen, and, while they’re all pretty weird, yesterday’s addition to the pantheon is pure horror (featuring a healthy dollop of bare titties). Do you dare press play?
The kids did not hesitate to come for Madge, posting comments like, “This honestly scared me,” “Nurse she’s over here,” “Is she okay, though?”, and, my personal favorite, “Is this Darcey or Stacey?”
And since everyone loved that TikTok, she posted another one today:
Obviously, Madonna didn’t reply to the comments. She’s way too busy for that… and/or she doesn’t understand how. Hell, is Madge even aware these videos are public? Or is this like the time my mom accidentally posted six photos of her new wicker chairs on Instagram? “I meant to send them to your Aunt Susan, I don’t know what happened!”