Night Crumbs

April 4, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Elon Musk is now the majority shareholder of Twitter with 9.2 percent of the shares. Since Elon is a messy bitch who lives for drama, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump was eventually allowed back on Twitter. And as everyone went crazy over that, Elon would smugly stand back and watch like Regina George amidst the chaos she created (no offense to Regina George for that hurtful comparison!) – Pajiba

After Will Smith resigned from the Academy, it was reported that Netflix pressed the pause button on making a movie he was supposed to star in (Sony has reportedly done the same thing). You know, Will probably doesn’t have time to make any movies anyway! He’ll be too busy milking every last drop of The Slap with Jada Pinkett-Smith during an 85-part (and that’s a low-ball guess) special for Red Table Talk called We’re Going To Need A Bigger Red Table – Lainey Gossip

Doja Cat nearly missed out on accepting her Grammy with SZA last night, because she says she was taking a piss in the bathroom and had to speed it up to make it to the stage on time. Never mind that SZA may have been thinking, “Don’t touch me because I don’t know if you washed your hands or not,” I am surprised that Doja made it to the stage at all. I’m shocked that an angry fan didn’t toss a banana peel in front of her as she ran toward the stage – SOW

Taron Egerton has done something that would be impossible for me to do. He permanently quit Cock – Deadline

In case you forgot that Andrew Garfield and Alyssa Miller were a thing, they were, but they aren’t anymore since they split up – Just Jared

Today in MOIRA ROSE WAS ROBBED, Bill Skarsgard will star in a reboot of The Crow – Celebitchy

Dua Lipa (who is now looking like ) and Megan Thee Stallion did a reboot of Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston’s legendary dress bit from back in the day – Egotastic!

Martha Stewart’s Instagram took a seriously sad and dark-sided turn when she posted a picture of men digging a grave on her property and said that it was for her late cat Princess Peony who was killed by her four dogs after they mistook the cat for an intruder. Rest in peace, poor Princess Peony – Insider

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