Who Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
The Calm Librarian easily won the first Hot Slut of the Month of 2022, which means that the memaws and pepaws could take the Hot Slut of the Year crown for the second year in a row. But the year is still young (I mean, my brain is still in January) and there are still 11 HSOTMs to crown. That brings us to February’s HSOTM showdown, which is down to a vet with a patient soul, a shelter dog whose Valentine’s Day party no one showed up to, a hero police officer who saved a kid from getting run over in a crosswalk, and the mom who showed up to her reporter son’s job to say hi. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for February are:
Dr. Thomas Hamilton, the Rhode Island vet who won hearts and loins in a TikTok where he patiently earned the trust of a scared dog who finally was like, “Okay, okay, I’ll ignore that mini ponytail and trust your ass!”
Luke, the shelter dog from Kent, England who was the honoree at a Valentine’s Day party that the shelter threw to find him a forever home (since they were having trouble finding one). Nobody showed up to that party. The image of Luke sitting alone at his party is the pure visual definition of HEARTBREAK. But there’s no need for all of us to go on over to Kent to yell at people for not showing up to Luke’s party because it look like he’s been adopted. FINALLY, some good news.
Corporal Annette L. Goodyear, the North East Police Department officer from Maryland who heroically saved a student from getting hit by a car while doing crosswalk duty. Hopefully, the school and police department gave Officer Goodyear a crossing guard crown to wear so that its shining brilliance will temporarily blind drivers forcing their asses to slow down and stop.
Typical Sandi, the mom who gave the internet a sweet moment when she dropped in on her reporter son unannounced as he was getting ready to report from the field. And that’s how Typical Sandi became my favorite local news segment without actually being a local news segment.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced in this space and in Crumbs on Wednesday, March 23!
UPDATE: Luke, who was once the only guest at his own party, is now the belle of the Hot Slut ball thanks to getting 46% of the vote. All hail, Luke!
Pics: Instagram, Battersea Dogs & Cat Home, Cecil County Sheriff’s Office, Instagram