Aaron Rodgers Says He Still Loves Shailene Woodley And Is Grateful To Her For Showing Him Unconditional Love
Despite looking like a fleshy, walking, talking, yet barely coherent Bored Ape, Aaron Rodgers has the heart and soul of a poet. And he proved that yesterday with a lengthy Instagram post that misquotes Rumi, and with radical gratitude, recounts the moments he first met Shailene Woodley, the woman who showed him “what unconditional love looks like.” Even though they broke off their engagement last week, Aaron says he still loves Shailene and is grateful for her. And in that spirit, Aaron ended his missive with the words “spread love and gratitude,” which is technically impossible to do while simultaneously spreading coronavirus but hey, I guess it’s the sentiment that counts.
Aaron also expressed his gratitude towards his fellow Green Bay Packers teammates which TMZ suggests might be a signal that he’ll be announcing his retirement from football soon. Given how behind he is on doing his research into COVID-19 vaccines, it probably can’t come soon enough. TMZ reports:
Aaron Rodgers says he still loves Shailene Woodley … even though the couple has broke off their engagement and ended their romantic relationship.
The Green Bay Packers star penned the mushy message to his ex in a lengthy social media post late Monday night — saying all kinds of nice things about the actress just days after their breakup.
“Thanks for letting me chase after you the first couple months after we met, and finally letting me catch up to you and be a part of your life,” Rodgers wrote in the note.
“Thanks for always having my back, for the incredible kindness you show me and everyone you meet, and for showing me what unconditional love looks like, I love you and am grateful for you.”
What, no truck with the words You Are My Sunshine on the side filled with hundreds of roses organized into the shape of her cooch? This is why you should always check for terms and conditions on any contract you enter into. Because if there aren’t any conditions, you might find yourself having to say things like “i know aaron’s body. VERY well. first off, his feet,” or “literally lol’ing over here” to defend his honor after he was falsely accused of breaking quarantine. Unconditional love means never having to say “I’m sorry he’s so dumb.” Here’s Aaron’s post.
I can’t believe a man who almost certainly ate glue as a child and squeezed horse de-wormer down his throat as an adult has the nerve to tell people to read a book. Sorry but I’m still doing my own research and so far it’s telling me not to take anything he says too seriously.
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