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February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Allison Langdon, the co-host of Australia’s Today who declared that her “cooch is dying.”

“My cooch is dying” is probably something that Stormy Daniels muttered under her breath when Trump got naked in front of her. But it’s also something that was said live on air by Allison Langdon during a segment on Channel 9’s Today morning show in Australia. And no, it wasn’t a segment about that picture of Julia Fox and Kanye West touching tongues. It was a segment about lawn care. And Allison wasn’t saying the word “cooch,” she was saying the word “couch,” which is a type of grass. But still, her co-host, Karl Stefanovic, who like me, is eternally a gutter-brained 9-year-old, nearly laughed himself off that couch (pronounced COW-CH).

During a chat with some lawn guys, Allison decided to ask them for advice on her lawn. Allison, being the comedic genius that she is, asked them why her couch grass is dying and it turns out it’s because her dog keeps peeing on her couch. Luckily for Allison, she never said the words “my dog keeps peeing on my cooch” or else the anti-bestiality department of Australia’s RSPCA would have words for her. And as Allison kept going on about her dying couch, Karl almost died of a severe case of the LOLs. Here’s that double entendre foolery in text form:

Allison: My couch is dying, and I don’t-

Lawn guy: What have you been doing to it if it’s dying?

Allison: Well, the dog pees all over it.

Lawn guy: Okay, well that’s probably why. Try to keep the dog off it and yeah, you’ll probably see results.

Allison: I don’t understand what’s happening with my co-host. Did I pick the wrong lawn considering I have a dog?

Lawn guy: No, couch is good, considering it’s going to be running on it. Couch has good really good wear and tear tolerance so it can recover quickly. But no lawn can really withstand dog pee. That’s just part of having a dog.

Allison: So the dog’s gotta go…. to save the couch. Thank you guys, this is unreal. Check you out on YouTube because the videos are just terrific.

Karl: That’s possibly the best segment ever. We’ll have more great stuff after this break. If we’re still on the air

And here it is in action:

I’m sure Karl is going to return the favor next week when he tells everyone that his wife threw up after putting his musk stick in her mouth. And no, he won’t be talking about dirty dick! He’ll be talking about the homemade musk stick candy he made for his wife for Valentine’s Day.

Pic: YouTube

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