Night Crumbs

Paramount+ is still going through with stretching out Fatal Attraction into a whole damn series starring Lizzy Caplan in the Glenn Close role of Alex Forrest. And now Joshua Jackson has been cast in a pivotal part. No, he’s not playing the bunny. Lizzy Caplan will be screaming, “I will not be ignored, Pacey!”, because Joshua is playing the object of her obsession. And if Joshua needs tips on what it’s like to get into a messy affair, I guess he can always ask his ex, allegedly – Just Jared

Mars Wrigley has decided that the sexy hot green M&M’s boots were made for walking… out the exit door because they have replaced them with sneakers and replaced the brown M&M’s heels with kitten heels in a redesign to move the characters into a “progressive world” – Not The Onion

In keeping with her brand, Jana Kramer is TMI-ing about her new man – Celebitchy

Steve Harvey jokes that Michael B. Jordan wants to be their son-in-law, and err, more like Steve Harvey really wants to be Michael B. Jordan’s father-in-law (see: the Christmas gift that MBJ gave him) – Lainey Gossip

Adam Rippon, who yes, is standing on a stool in that pic, got married to his man Jussi-Pekka Kajaala on New Year’s Eve – Towleroad

Movie theaters playing The Batman are going to have to put bedpans under every seat because that shit’s going to be 2 hours and 47 minutes long (without credits and previews) – Variety

Sit back and allow Bill Murray to serenade  – SOW

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