Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote in Round Three!
The Hot Slut of 2021 final round is turning into a battle of the pepaws. Because Bernie Sanders’ Mittens won the first round and the second round was won by The Beauty School Husband with 64% of the votes. So Steve Buscemi, Bob Dylan, and Noodle the pepaw pug are sliding into this bitch with the advantage. Beyhan Mutlu, they’re coming to take you down! Your choices for round three are:
September: Beyhan Mutlu, the 50-year-old man from Turkey who drunkenly joined the search party looking for a missing man who turned out to be him.
October: Noodle, the 13-year-old pug who may be facing a class-action lawsuit from fettuccine, spaghetti, and ramen for becoming the most famous Noodle thanks to his daily “Bones or No Bones” predictions.
November: Steve Buscemi’s “How Do You Do Fellow Kids?” Costume, the costume of his own meme that Steve Buscemi wore on Halloween.
December: Bob Dylan’s Christmas Lights, the fuck effort Christmas lights display that decorates the outside of Bob Dylan’s Malibu compound every year.
Voting is below. The winner of round three will be crowned on Monday, January 24, and then we’ll start voting on the FINAL ROUND (I know, I’ve been dragging this out more than Brian Cox drags his past co-workers!)
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