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January 19, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Tidal Wave Gum!

During the golden era of gum that was the 80s, there were several kinds of gum that busted in your mouth. There was Freshen Up, Dr. Pepper Gum, and Chewels. It was the age of the cum gum! And Tidal Wave claimed to be the biggest squirter of them all. Yes, those were the days when the taglines for gum sounded like PornHub searches.

Tidal Wave was made by food company Amurol in the 1980s. It came in flavors like Oceans of Orange, Chargin’ Cherry, Awesome Apple, Strawberry Surf, and Gushing Grape. It had a liquid center that splashed a load of flavor into your mouth as soon as you bit into it. And its commercial was some bootleg Indiana Jones shit:

Like most of the liquid-center gums, the flavor only lasted two milliseconds and I’m being generous. So yeah, it busted after in a quick second and its novelty wore off even quicker before you tossed it in the trash. They could re-release Tidal Wave gum today and call it Your Average Tinder Date.

Pic: BuzzFeed

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