Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote In Round Two!
Bernie Sanders’ Mittens are now a Hot Slut of the Year finalist after winning the first round with 41% of the votes. I’m sure if mittens were able to feel things and communicate, Bernie Sanders’ Mittens would take a bow and be grateful (or send in a cease and desist, probably that one). Now, let’s move on to which HSOTM will take the second out of three spots. It’s a battle between the animal kingdom and a Canadian sweetheart. Here are your choices:
May: The Beauty School Husband, the gold-hearted Canadian man who caused the icicles on the most frozen of hearts to melt when we all learned that he went to the Delmar College of Hair and Esthetics in Calgary because his wife of 50 years was having trouble with her vision and he wanted to learn how to curl her hair for her.
June: Esme, the cat thief of Beaverton, OR whose acts of thievery were wrongly and boldly called out in a lawn sign by her own human.
July: The Embarrassed Raccoon, the raccoon in Dalton, GA who got caught on camera doing the embarrassing face palm like my dates whenever their friends see us out in public after he got stuck in a house and had to be rescued.
August: Eros, Mira, and Myra, the three lifeguard pooches in Italy who saved a group of humans from drowning after they were swept out to sea.
Voting is below and the winner of this round will be announced on Wednesday, January 19!
Pic: Facebook, YouTube, City of Dalton Fire Department, Facebook