Who Is Hot Slut Of 2021? Vote In Round One!
It’s the time of year when we skip down Hot Slut Memory Lane and look back at the HSOTMs of 2021 and say, “Wait, that only happened last year?!” Bob Dylan’s Christmas Lights won December’s HSOTM title, so that stunning holiday display will battle it out for the Hot Slut of the Year crown. But first, it’s round one!
The HSOTY battle royale is broken down into four rounds. In each of the first three rounds, four HSOTMs will compete, and the winner of each round will go on to the final round to fight for the illustrious HSOTY crown. Round one is made up of the HSOTM winners from January, February, March, and April. Here are your choices.
January: Bernie Sanders’ Mittens, the mittens that stole the show at Joe Biden’s presidential inauguration.
February: The Kitty Lawyer, the white pussy filter that one Texas attorney was trapped in during a Zoom-hosted court hearing.
March: Sisu and His Unicorn Soulmate, the then stray dog in North Carolina who kept sneaking into a Dollar General to be with his true love, a unicorn plushie.
April: The 7-Eleven Lizard, the Monitor lizard who slithered into a 7-Eleven outside of Bangkok and crawled up some shelves (and probably in an effort to cool its hot ass on the air conditioning unit).
Voting is below. The winner will be announced this Friday, January 14, and that’s when we’ll start round two!
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