File this in DUH, BITCH! Sources tell Page Six that Kanye West is only dating Julia Fox, to “get under Kim Kardashian‘s skin,” and is a direct response to her dating Pete Davidson. Um… obviously! It’s not even remotely coy–they had an Interview article about a date! Even Kris Jenner knows that’s too obvious. She’ll make one of her uber-rich children go to a got-damn public amusement park before she’ll do a faux-interview about Pete loving Kim’s bodacious ass. She’ll just have them take walks with obvious hickeys on their necks–way more nuanced.
Kanye West has been begging Kim to come back to him for a while and even bought the house across from hers. When that didn’t work to win her back, I guess Kane thought “I know! I’ll make her jealous!” and so now he’s on this STUNT QUEEN tour with Julia Fox. Now, I’m quite sure that Page Six’s source is one of Kris’ summoned creatures doing her bidding, but that doesn’t necessarily make what they’re saying untrue:
Kanye West is “clearly hurting” and his romance with actress Julia Fox is “a ploy to get under ex Kim Kardashian’s skin,” sources say. West’s whirlwind affair with New York cool girl Fox was sparked by Kardashian’s relationship with Saturday Night Live star Pete Davidson, sources exclusively claim to Page Six.
“It’s a desperate play for attention. There’s no other explanation when he chooses … [Fox] to go public with,” one source said.Another source insisted West is in pain after Kardashian moved on with Davidson. The rapper has called for his ex to “run back to” him, even while he has still stepped out with a series of models.
“He publicly fights for his family back, and then he’s linked to all these different girls. It’s very strange,” the source said.
Interestingly enough, there isn’t an interview about Kanye’s recent date with Ivanka Trump’s husband Jared Kushner–or at least it hasn’t been released yet. TMZ says that the two went out to dinner in Miami at Carbone in Miami Beach. Obviously, Kanye is very Team MAGA. I wonder if they talked about how Kanye’s former publicist was caught on camera doing some election interference? But an insider told Page Six: “It was a purely private dinner… No business agenda.” The fact that anyone could enjoy just the company of either Kanye or Jared Kushner outside of work is actually much fucking worse.
— Page Six (@PageSix) January 7, 2022
Well, if only Kanye styled Jared for their date the same way he styled Julia Fox. Because the sight of Jared Kushner working a peek-a-boo thong while dining with her husband definitely would’ve made Kim jealous, and it would’ve made all of us every kind of nauseous.