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Pizza Hut’s TripleDeckeroni Pizza!

Currently, Pizza Hut sells the Triple Treat Box, which is just a three-in-one box made up of two pizzas, breadsticks, and Cinnabons. The TripleDeckeroni Pizza is totally different. The TripleDeckeroni Pizza, which is not to be confused with what I pray for every night (a TripleDickaroni), was a triple heart-attack-inducing pizza monster from the 90s. It was basically just two pizzas on top of each other with extra cheese. And just like that, every pacemaker glitched out of fear for a second.

Pizza Hut’s TripleBypass Pizza came out in the mid-90s, and TopSecretRecipes says that on their menu, they described that triple gross wonder like this:

“We start with a thin layer of crust, then we lay down down a luscious layer of our six-cheese blend and seal it in with another thin layer of crust. We pile on your favorite Pizza Hut toppings, more cheese and bake it to gooey perfection.”

So it’s two pizza slices on top of each other, as if they’re fucking. So essentially you were eating pizza sex! And because a check is a check, the late Anthony Quinn brought some thespian magnificence to the commercial for Pizza Hut’s TripleDecker Pizza. You know Anthony came up with that beautifully bitchy “Well, then act like you’re getting us more pizza” line on his own.

I know it involves work, but if you really wanted to, you could make your own TripleDecker Pizza. Just put one pizza slice on top of the other and add about three more pounds of melted cheese on it before dipping the whole thing in grease. There you go. Just make sure to chase it with a MiralLAX-tini. Because just looking at that much cheese will cause your poop-making parts to break.

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