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Clairol Short & Sassy Shampoo!

In the 1970s, Clairol made and sold Short & Sassy Conditioner, which was a bottle of moisturizing hair slop created just for short ‘dos. At first, they only sold Short & Sassy Conditioner and not shampoo. So I can imagine that in the 70s, many people aimlessly wandered the shampoo aisles of their local drugstores, looking for the shampoo mate to Clairol Short & Sassy Conditioner. Clairol put a stop to all the confusion a quick minute later by releasing Short & Sassy Shampoo. Sadly, I don’t think Clairol Short & Sassy Shampoo made it past the 70s and into the 80s. That’s a damn shame because it definitely would’ve been the IT shampoo of the 80s. I mean, who wouldn’t want to look like a glamourous mash-up of Blair from Facts of Life and Blanche Devereaux (see: that stunning cover model above)?

A Short & Sassy Shampoo ad from back in the day sells it like this:

Short & Sassy, the great conditioner for short hair, presents something new. Short & Sassy Shampoo! Short hair, to look its very best, needs two things. Body and shine. And Short & Sassy Shampoo gives you both. It’s especially made for today’s short hair styles. Its protein-enriched formula washes in the body and fullness that short hair needs to look healthy, shiny and bouncy.

New Short & Sassy Shampoo is gentle to your hair-of course! Yet it washes it clean. With a beautiful, rich lather that leaves your hair breathtakingly fresh and sparkling. New Short & Sassy Shampoo comes in three formulas: normal, dry and oily. One is just right for your short hair.

And here’s one of the 70s queens of short & sassy hair, Dorothy Hamill, using her legendary hair helmet of lusciousness to sell Short & Sassy Shampoo. Thanks to Short & Sassy Shampoo, Dorothy can spin and twirl all she wants and her hair stays gorgeous!

Now is the perfect time for Clairol to bring back Short & Sassy Shampoo & Conditioner. I mean, movie star of the moment Tom Holland, who is both short & sassy, could be the face of it. Although, he’d risk getting taken down in a jealous rage by fellow short & sassy movie star Tom Cruise. But then again, it’d take Tommy a few minutes to grab a stool and step on top of it to take Tom Holland down.

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