Steve-O From “Jackass” Is Launching His Own X-Rated Website

Freaking out about leaving all your Christmas shopping to the last minute? Well, calm down, bitch, and go with something safe and affordable: a subscription to Steve-O Raw, the brand spanking new XXX-rated website from Jackass’ Steve-O. Page Six says that for just $9.99 a month you get exclusive access to pornographic content, live streams, never-before-seen footage, merch, meet-and-greets, and home movies from the 47-year-old daredevil. It’s the perfect gift for Mom, Dad, Grandma, Aunt Susan, your niece Madison– oh wait, scratch that last one. You need to be 18+ to unlock all of Steve-O’s scintillating secrets…

If you to the website you are greeted by Steve-O lying spread-eagle in a giant coconut, junk fully on display. So far so good! The homepage also features an image of Steve-O’s face on a close-up of a butthole and many nude sexy shots of him and his girlfriend, Lux Wright. The copy reads:

THE PLACE WHERE I HAVE NO FUCKING RULES TO OBEY, AND EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY UNCENSORED.

Steve-O tells Page Six:

“I got so sick of getting in trouble with just about every social media platform for ‘violating community guidelines’” he tells us. “I’m just thrilled to finally be able to post the things I think are funny and awesome, without getting in trouble.”

Take that, Instagram! Page Six asked Steve-O if the site will feature pornography, and he replied, “That depends on how you define pornography.” Whoa. Mind blown. He adds:

“This page hosts all of my explicit, uncensored content, and there’s a lot of that,” he explained.

Why not join an existing X-rated platform? “On OnlyFans you have to pay to unlock each piece of content, and there’s no live-streaming,” he tells us. “On my page, everything is already unlocked and playable once you’ve subscribed, and I have live-streaming, as well as regular giveaways and contests.”

I dunno… it almost seems like it would be a waste of money not to subscribe! Merry Christmas, everybody who gets horny for Steve-O! 2022 is your time to shine…

Pic: Instagram