Armie Hammer Is Out Of Rehab

December 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Last June, Armie Hammer did the damage control shuffle into a treatment facility in Florida to deal with drug, booze, and sex issues. This came after Armie was accused by several women of horrendous abuse, assault, and a lot of other brain-melting shit. Well, hide yo ribs, because Armie Hammer is out now.

It was just this past March (which feels decades ago) when Armie was accused of violence and assault by a woman only identified as Effie. Gloria Allred is representing the woman and has been helping her to work with law enforcement as they investigate Armie for what she referred to as “four hours” of being “violently raped” by him. The woman thought Armie “was going to kill” her. The LAPD later confirmed Armie was being investigated. Armie denied participating in any non-consensual acts with Effie, and also denied the accusations of other women who came forward about him, including denying he branded one of his exes. To Armie, it was just the internet “kink-shaming” him for being literally hungry for women. To his estranged wife, Elizabeth Chambers, his publicist, talent agency, and, like, every movie he was supposed to be in, it was reason to drop his ass. What’s a guy to do when his wife leaves him, his career is in the shit-can, and he’s being accused left and right of heinous abuse? Go to rehab! Duh! After spending months in a treatment facility, Armie is out back in the wild:

The 35-year-old Call Me By Your Name and The Social Network actor checked into the Florida program for drug, alcohol, and sex issues this past May, two sources told Vanity Fair the following month. On Sunday, Dec. 12, Hammer’s lawyer told E! News, “I can confirm that Mr. Hammer has left the treatment facility and is doing great.” The attorney did not specify when the actor checked out.

Recently, the LAPD finished their rape investigation into Armie Hammer and sent their findings to the DA. It doesn’t look like Armie will actually face charges.

Since Armie has been laying low in rehab for months and probably thinks the smoke has cleared, I’m sure he’ll begin a comeback tour à la fellow accused predator Kevin Spacey. And Armie will probably make a stop at his former co-star/defender Dakota Johnson’s house and let her know that he’s completely changed and ready to work again! And I’m sure she’ll nervously smile while slowly covering her ribs.

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