Sonja Morgan Responds To Heather Thomson’s Claims About Lit Cigarettes And Her Vagina

October 22, 2021 / Posted by:

This week Stephen King, Joan Didion, and Zadie Smith all hung up their typewriters and said, “Fuck it!” Cuz they knew the release of Dave Quinn’s instant literary classic Not All Diamonds and Rosé: The Inside Story of the Real Housewives from the People Who Lived It meant their careers were OVAH. This stunning new book features tell-all interviews with Andy Cohen, Bravo insiders, and many of the Real Housewives. Including former Real Housewives of New York City cast member, Heather Thomson, who claims she’d seen co-star Sonja Morgan so wasted that “she was letting guys put lit cigarettes in her vagina.” UM…

Heather brought up this insane, actually pretty disturbing anecdote when recalling the cast’s Season 7 trip to Atlantic City in 2015. Things got off to a bad start when Heather and Kristen Taekman arrived at Sonja’s townhouse to meet the limo that would drive them to New Jersey. Except the limo hadn’t arrived yet, and Sonja wouldn’t let the ladies in her house to wait for it, even though it was a rainy winter morning. This infuriated Heather, who says, via Page Six:

“That’s actually when I turned on Sonja, because I had literally carried that woman home,” Thomson alleged to Quinn. “I had scraped her off carpets. I had taken her out of a vestibule where she was letting guys put lit cigarettes in her vagina.”

She continued, “I had done so much for that woman. And here we are, waiting to go to Atlantic City. We all arrived at her house, but the limo wasn’t there yet. And it was raining out. Well, she would not let us in.”

Oh shit. Heather doesn’t explicitly say that Sonja was drunk when the cigarette incident allegedly occurred, but knowing Sonja, she was probably blackout. Lady has a reputation for binge drinking while filming, then “drying out” in between seasons. A lot of Housewives think Sonja has a drinking problem, and it’s an endlessly revisited storyline. HOWEVER, if men were indeed putting lit cigarettes into Sonja’s vagina, then that’s not on her, that’s on those disgusting men. When you’re that drunk, it’s not like you can give consent to “let” somebody do that to you. It’s extremely gross and sad all around, and Heather didn’t need to make it public.

Sonja didn’t respond to Heather’s cigarette allegations in the book, but she did defend herself about making the ladies wait outside. She told the author that while she was upstairs getting ready for the trip her sister called to tell her someone had died, and she’d be unable to take care of Sonja’s daughter, Quincy Morgan (say what you will about Sonja, she never made her daughter go on camera). Sonja explains she didn’t wanna leave her daughter alone and she hadn’t agreed to film in her townhouse that day. She thinks that Heather was playing up her rage for the cameras.

Here’s Sonja’s full explanation if you’re the type who cares (no judgment, as I am the type who really, really, really cares), plus some shade from Leah McSweeney:

Now that the book has been released and the cigarette story is out there, Sonja responded to a Bravo fan account that posted the Page Six headline. She denied everything and threw in a threesome accusation to boot:

Here’s Sonja wasted on that same trip to Atlantic City. This was the episode where she bragged about having partied with “John-John Kennedy and Madonna”:

We’ll never know about John-John, but Madge, can you confirm??

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