Picture it… you’re a cute lil’ blondie boy French bulldog. You have sex with your lady love, she gets very fat, and then your humans take her away for a day or two. Where did she go? What does this mean? I’ll tell ya what it means: you’re a daddy! And today’s the day you finally get to meet your babies. I’ve seen enough animal videos to know that, a lot of the time, new fathers aren’t always sure what to make of their new offspring. They sniff, stare, and maybe even swat…OK, maybe I’m thinking of cats). But not this doggo. He’s totally fucking jazzed to meet his babies. He loudly runs over (like many bulldogs, he’s got a case of the smush-faced snuffles), does a little happy dance, and immediately begins licking his kids like they’re covered in peanut butter. A natural!
Here’s the video of the doggy daddy, who hails from Palm Bay, Florida:
What a good boy. Somebody get him a little cigar chew toy so he can properly celebrate becoming a new father!
The first meeting may be exciting, but I must ask: is this doggo prepared to do the real work? Will he be there when his seven puppers are learning where and when to poop? What about when they’re learning to fetch? Or during the night when they get the Zoomies®? Again, this is very cute, but show me a follow-up video in six months. If he keeps up this level of energy, then I’ll be impressed.