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October 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Roxie, the dog who had enough of her human’s TV watching!

Sometimes I think that my dog is living the life since all she does all day is sleep, lick her own down-low parts, sleep, sleep, lick her own down-low parts some more, sleep, and beg me for snacks knowing full well that I’ll give in since I have the willpower of a stoned toddler in front of a plate of cupcakes. But other times, I think my dog is living in a torture chamber, and I say that because one time while she was sitting on my lap, I decided to watch the dull turd that is Cinderella on Amazon. I know, I’m lucky that my dog doesn’t know how to use the phone, or she would’ve called the ASPCA to report that painful act of dog abuse. I would’ve been jailed and deserved it!

But Roxie here doesn’t have to sit through Camila Cabello’s ear-destroying warbling, because Roxie knows how to turn the TV off. Yup, if all dogs learn how to turn off our TVs, then you’ll soon see a bunch of TV stars at the back of the unemployment line because the TV industry will crumble!

Roxie lives with her human in Liberal, Kansas, and recently, her human posted an old video that shows us she’s the queen of the house. According to Roxie’s human, he decided to humiliate her by putting googly eyeglasses on her and she got back at him by cutting off his lifeline (read: TV)!

“A few years ago my dog Roxie and I were having a war, and I just recently found the video, I had put googly eyeglasses on her and she decided to get back at me by turning off the show I was watching. She then got an attitude at the end.”

Here’s Roxie turning off the TV before staring her human down like, “Bitch, don’t even think about trying me.

Legend has it that Roxie’s human has never turned on his TV again because he’s still SHOOK by Roxie’s staredown, which is almost as scary as an abuelita wielding a chancleta. And honestly, Roxie’s so smart that it’s only a matter of time before she learns how to wield a chancla, so her human is wise not to fuck with her!

Pic: YouTube

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