Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tucker, the dog who gave his review of his humans’ marriage proposal!
I think I’d rather watch Kim Kardashian’s Saturday Night Live episode all over again while sober than watch some else’s engagement go down. Tucker might agree with me. Because just as his dude human proposed marriage to his woman human, he gave his expert review of public marriage proposals. According to Tucker, they’re shit!
Last weekend, Tucker’s humans threw a backyard party at their home in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada, and their guests quickly learned that all that free beer came with a price. And the price was watching them get engaged. Nearly one second into his humans’ engagement, Tucker and his butthole snatched the spotlight from them by dropping a shiny brown butt diamond onto the lawn. Tucker’s humans were so caught up in their moment of love that they didn’t notice they were upstaged by their caca-ing dog until they looked at the video:
“The video is of my fiancé proposing to me. We later noticed in the video that one of my Australian shepherds Tucker decided to have a bathroom break right in the middle.”
Here is the video where Tucker delivered the biggest spotlight-stealing moment by a dog’s asshole since Toby busted out his new trick.
I bet Tucker knew what he was doing. Tucker knew that an engagement leads to a wedding, which will probably lead to his humans forcing him to put on a tuxedo and strolling down the aisle as the ring bearer. But since Tucker shat during their engagement proposal, he probably won’t be in the wedding. They know not to run the risk of Tucker and his bowels ruining their wedding by shitting down the aisle. Well played pooped, Tucker!
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