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Honey Combs!
If you’ve read at least one of my posts, you know that I have no shame, but I was hit by that rare feeling of shame when reader Angela recommended Honey Combs to me for an HSOTD and I had no idea these gorgeous visions of tangled-up glamour existed. I mean, look at them! Did Madonna’s stylist used to be a stylist for the Honey Combs (no offense to the Honey Combs)?! Honey Combs was a line of dolls from (try not to explode into a geyser of shock) the 1980s and their “thing” was their curls. I mean, the Honey Combs girls were from The Kingdom of Curls after all (more like The Kingdom of MESS).
There’s not much info about these curly goddesses, but what I do know is that they were made by the American toy company Panosh Place, which no longer exists. The Honey Combs line was released in 1985 and there were several different ones, like the brown-headed one (center) who looks like an astronaut freshly back from an acid trip from another galaxy. And the ginger one (right) who looks like she got dressed for an aerobics class while fucked-up on coke (although, the look on her face tells me that she knows wearing a fishnet bodysuit over a Spandex leotard was not a good idea). The pink one looks like a boring librarian compared to the other two.
Going all the way with the curly theme (see: those phone cord anklets and twisted ribbons) wasn’t Honey Combs’ only gift. A Honey Combs girl’s hair also smelled like honey when you combed it. If you took a drop of fluorescent blood from the 80s and looked at it under a microscope, this is what you’d see:
I need to get a Honey Combs doll so that I can breathe in the honey-scented fumes while combing her hair. Those honey fumes are obviously some potent shit that takes you up, up, up, up, and away. Just look at their outfits.