And I’m sure that one millisecond after Olivia Munn said that she’s been warmly hugged with a bunch of “love and support” from being pregnant with John Mulaney’s baby, the use of the L and O keys on keyboards everywhere went up 1,000,0000% since that’s some LOL shit.
Last week, John Mulaney confirmed that he put a baby in Olivia Munn after totally not-staged-by-Olivia pap pictures came out of her looking like she had a serious CASE OF THE BABIES. Now it’s Olivia’s turn to do the gushing, and while talking to AC Slater on Access Daily, she claimed that she’s been covered with happy messages from people. Well, I guess you’d feel that way too if you didn’t read the comments on Twitter, Instagram, any site’s comment section, or the text threads on Anna Marie Tendler’s phone.
The eyes emoji have been working overtime on this story. Because when John Mulaney was on Late Night with Seth Meyers, he said that after his October 2020 rehab stint, he moved out of the home he shared with his now-estranged-wife Anna Marie Tendler, and then “met” Olivia Munn in the spring of 2021. To many, that timeline seemed like bullshit. Anna Marie announced her split from John in February of this year and Olivia and John met long before this past spring. But maybe everyone’s wrong, and maybe John and Olivia really didn’t start up until this past spring. And maybe their love connection was so strong that as soon as they touched hands, her ovaries let out a siren call that caused his dick to shoot out a super nut that broke through his chonies and pants and dove into her. Whatever the case may be, Olivia talked about her pregnancy while promoting Petco’s mental health initiative on Access Daily. Being the smooth interviewer that he is, AC Slater pivoted from dog talk to fetus talk by asking Olivia if her pooches realize she’s pregnant. They don’t, and after AC Slater told Olivia that she’s going to be a great mom and that she looks great, he asked her how she’s feeling and she said this:
“I’m feeling really good and just the outpouring of love and support has been really amazing. There’s a very real mom tribe that comes up. I’ve heard about it, but they really come up in full force. And there’s a really great dad tribe too, everyone comes up is really supportive and loving and it has meant so much to me.”
AC Slater then asked her if she’s decided on whether she wants to know if she’s having a boy or a girl, or wants to be surprised. Olivia hasn’t decided but that it may be good to wait since “there’s very few surprises in life.” I’m sure Anna Marie Tendler spit out her La Croix over that one.
It’s been a busy week for Munnaney because on top of their pregnancy news, they were papped together in NYC:
— Page Six (@PageSix) September 11, 2021
And Twitter also praised Olivia Munn as a manifesting queen (MUNNifesting queen?) when they pulled out a tweet of hers from December 2020. When John checked into rehab again in December 2020, Olivia tweeted this:
Sending SO MUCH love and support to John Mulaney. You got this. ❤️⚡️
— o l i v i a (@oliviamunn) December 22, 2020
That tweet has become a meme and everyone’s tweeting their wishes and desires into the universe. So I’m just going to say that I’m sending SO MUCH love and support to the $416 million Powerball jackpot, my early-aughts metabolism, and Idris Elba’s peen. You got this. ❤️ ⚡