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September 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Craig Cromer, the hero who saved a falling pussy-in-need!

The screenshot above is blurrier than the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, but what you’re seeing is a college student holding up a traumatized cat The Lion King-style after Simba’s domestic cat cousin fell from the upper deck of a stadium. The cat was saved by Craig Cromer who used his American flag to catch the puss. This is the wholesome, non-ILLEGAL version of “grab ’em by the pussy” that America needs today.

The Miami Herald says that this all happened at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, FL during a college football game between the Appalachian State Mountaineers and the Miami Hurricanes. During the second quarter (whatever that means), a cat really gave the people a thrilling show by busting out a scene straight from a reboot of Cliffhanger co-produced by ESPN and Animal Planet. The action turned from the field to the audience when everyone noticed the pussy dangling from a banner. A human tried to pull the cat up, but honestly, the cat probably thought to themselves, “I know my life is at risk here, but I still don’t want to dirty my paw with nasty human germs!”

Craig, who is the facilities manager at the University of Miami and was at the game with his wife Kimberly Cromer, tells The Miami Herald that after seeing the dangling cat above them, he immediately sprung into Captain Save-A-Pussy mode. Craig brought an American flag with him, so he grabbed it and he and Kimberly stretched it out to create a safe landing for the cat. The cat couldn’t hang on anymore and dropped. The American flag broke the cat’s fall and a group of students below Craig and Kimberly caught the puss and held ’em up.

The entire corner of the stadium in Miami Gardens, right by Miami’s tunnel, erupted in cheers as one student raised the cat in the air like it was Simba from “The Lion King.” Joe Zagacki, whose booth was right by the action, provided play-by-play for South Florida on WQAM.

“This,” Craig said, “is my first catch.”

Since everybody in that bitch recorded every second of that cat’s terrifying Hang In There, Baby moment of terror, here are several videos of it:

That traumatized pussy was obviously not into being held up like a damn trophy! And the cat was probably scratching at everybody like, “I don’t know why you all were so dramatic, I had it under control!

It’s not known why exactly there was a cat at the game. Many have said that the cat was a stray, and if that’s the case, the stadium should give ’em a home and an endless supply of Friskies. It’s the least they can do since the cat gave that little football game some huge press.

Pic: Twitter

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