Open Post: Hosted By The Woman At The Airport In A Mask And A Bikini

September 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Coronavirus is not a tan, it’s not caught through an evenly displayed amount of bare skin. And one intelligent woman clearly knows her infectious viruses. The New York Post says that a traveler was snapped at the airport with a mask on for safety and a bikini on for… something? Maybe she had a pool party to get to upon landing, or just came from one? And with that mask covering her face from COVID-19 and the Delta variant, she’s got more chance of staying on her flight than the likes of Chris Kattan.

Via the Instagram page Humans Of Spirit Airlines, a woman achieved some internet attention for hitting up an airport in Miami in one of the least-formal flight-wear choices I could ever think of. Here’s the woman adding some much-needed elegance and glamour to an airport in Miami:

Technically, she’s in accordance with the Federal Aviation Administration mandates of masks, but a spokesman for Spirit Airlines told the Post that the video is “unverified,” and denied having a bikini-clad person flying with them.

“This account often falsely attributes photos and videos to Spirit Airlines. The video could have been taken at any time or any place and it has no identifying characteristic of any airline. I checked, and we have no record of this on file.”

Oh wow, Humans Of Spirit Airlines is besmirching the good name of Spirit Airlines! And Spirit’s own contract says that passengers could be prevented from boarding or kicked off if they are “barefoot or inadequately clothed” or wearing clothing that “is lewd, obscene, or offensive in nature.” 

Naomi “Hazmat Suit” Campbell would see this woman’s choice of airport clothing and have a heart attack. Do you know how many Lysol wipes she would need with that much exposed skin touching surfaces?!

Pic: Instagram

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