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Jane Dressel, Caleb Dressel’s future Olympic gold medal-winning dog swimmer!
Caleb Dressel just got back from Tokyo after winning five gold medals for swimming at the 2020 Summer Olympics. And yes, he deserves for all of us to stand up while giving him a slow clap, but now we need to re-direct our standing ovations and applause for the real aquatic athlete of the Dressel family: JANE DRESSEL!
Caleb just spent a ton of time in a pool in Tokyo, but since he’s filled with dolphin DNA, he jumped back into the pool after getting home. While doing some training at the University of Florida Gators aquatic center, Caleb’s dog, Jane Dressel, decided to show hos how it’s really done. As Caleb’s wife, Meghan Dressel, filmed, Jane dove into the pool and swam after a toy that her human Caleb was holding up. Jane barks at Caleb and it’s obvious that she’s saying, “Swim faster, bitch, because here comes a true speed demon!” SEE JANE SWIM!
People says that other Olympic swimmers gave it up for Jane and admitted that she can beat their asses:
U.S. 800m and 1500m freestyle gold medalist Bobby Finke commented, “Start is still better than mine,” while Australian Kyle Chalmers — who earned silver in the 100m freestyle in Tokyo just 0.06 seconds behind Dressel — wrote, “So you’re not the only Dressel that would smoke me to 25 💨 🤦♂️.”
Swedish Olympic swimmer Sarah Sjöström similarly said, “Amazing 😂 she would crush me in 25m for sure 🥲 🐶.”
Olympic swimmers are lucky that a little unfair technicality called “actual dogs aren’t allowed to compete in the Olympics” exists because then Jane Dressel would own the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Caleb just has to stand at the end of the pool waving a Snausage stuffed in a baguette at her, and as Jane leaves her competitors choking on her smoke, Caleb would go from “Seven-Time Gold Medal Olympian” to “Coach to the greatest Olympic swimmer in the history of the Olympics!”
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