Big Sean Claims He’s Two Inches Taller Thanks To A Chiropractor
Good news short men of the world who are uncomfortable about it–there’s something you can do to change. I mean, instead of grabbing a pair of Tom Cruise-certified cha-cha heels and some bootcut pants to camouflage. 33-year-old Big Sean, who “was” 5’8″, became Slightly Bigger Sean after he claimed to have grown 2-inches thanks to the help of a chiropractor “straightening his spine.” So actually, I guess this is only good news for short men with crooked backs. Sorry, well-postured shorties. You’re out of luck.
Big Sean once explained to E! News that his stage name (his real name is Sean Michael-Leonard Anderson) is supposed to be tongue in cheek because he’s short. A mentor of his was also named Sean and he was nearly 7-feet tall. So as a joke, the giant became Little Sean and Big Sean was born!
“People think it’s for all the wrong reasons. Growing up in Detroit, I had a mentor, his name was Sean. In the neighborhood, he was somebody who kept the kids on a positive note… He was like, 6’8 and I was like 11, 12 years old so I was like 4’8. Just to be funny, I said, “You guys gotta call me Big Sean and him Little Sean.””
It seems he’s tired of the joke by now, as Big Sean claimed to have grown in height and now stands at 5’10. Big Sean is the size of Ariana Grande in heels but now I’m supposed to believe he’s 5’10? Likely story! Big Sean posted a video to Instagram where he revealed his secret to growing. Using his friend Ronnie, Big Sean wanted us to believe he was standing head to head with a fellow 5’10” man. His caption on the video explained his sudden spurt:
“How da fuck I grow 2 inches? Chiropractor for a year straight twice a week, that’s how. Straight spine that’s how.”
Sean claimed that his haters want to joke he’s only 5’6, but look! Proof
he was wearing some very thick-soled shoes he’s not! Behold the magic of chiropractic medicine:
Big Sean says going to a chiropractor for a year made him 2 inches taller 🤯 pic.twitter.com/WgKOU2JG0d
— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) August 3, 2021
But Big Sean is playing tricks if he wants us to believe he really grew so much from his hunched spine. As much as he’d like it to be true, people can’t just grow in height like the little digital version of himself AT&T created:
So do I believe that Petite Sean is now Average Sean? No. But Sean can grow his hair a shit ton, so at least that’s always 100% provable and nice for him. With that hair, he’s at least 6-feet!
Big Sean shows off his hair growth. pic.twitter.com/Cm7EwZGJon
— Rap Alert (@rapalert4) August 4, 2021