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July 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Ronco’s Solid Flavor Injector!

As I mentioned in Night Crumbs yesterday, grandmaster inventor, Ron Popeil, is now saying, “But wait, there’s more!”, to the angels in heaven. And while Ron may no longer be with us, his legacy lives on thanks to the sixty-five trillion products (I’m low-balling) he and his company, Ronco, came up with. Ronco’s got enough WTF products to last a Hot Slut of the Day lifetime, but today, I’m paying tribute to this culinary tool of wonder. I say “wonder” because it made people wonder, “Why the shit would anyone buy this?” Answer: Because Ron Popeil said so! That’s why!

Ronco’s Solid Flavor Injector may look like any ole’ syringe picked up at a medical supply store, but it was so much more than that. It shot your food up with solid flavor! The way it works is that you shove your solid food of choice, like whole garlic cloves or cranberries, into the Solid Flavor Injector and then fuck-stab your piece of meat with it before filling it up with some solid flavor. You will also get a smoky flavor to your meat because it’ll light up a cigarette after getting penetrated and loaded up. Here’s how AsSeenOnTV explains it:

This patented Ronco Solid Flavor Injector is the only solid flavor injector especially designed for kitchen use. Imagine injecting whole cloves of garlic, fresh or dried fruit, nuts, herbs, olives, even vegetables into your favorite meat like roast beef, pork loin roast, leg of lamb, turkey, etc. The infused flavors are much stronger than liquid marinades. This is the only, real way to induce a variety of strong flavors inside your foods during the cooking process. And, the food comes out so beautiful you won’t believe you made it yourself!?? Simply fill the Solid Flavor Injector tip with 3 or 4 whole cloves of garlic or whatever solid flavor you like, insert the tip of the injector into any piece of meat and inject by pushing the plunger down. It’s so easy! Be creative – try sweetened cranberries into a turkey breast, green or black olives into a pork loin roast, walnuts into a leg of lamb, or small fresh chunks of pineapple into a honey-baked ham.

And here’s The Emperor of Infomercials himself showing it off. The moment at the 0:35 mark is the pure definition of “food porn” because that roast gets creampied garlicpied.

Oh, Ron Popeil, you mad genius, you. And Ron’s infomercial doesn’t say this, but if you didn’t murder the roast by cooking it and waited nine months, you’d have little bouncing baby garlic meat babies!

Pic: Amazon

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