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Zap-It Zinger!
In the 80s, a company called Entertech decided that children weren’t getting their asses whooped enough, so they made Zap-It Zinger. Zap-It Zinger was a water gun that shot out ink that disappeared minutes after it hit its target. Although, if you “zapped” your abuelita with your Zap-It Zinger, you probably disappeared before the ink did.
Zap-It Zinger may have looked like a bootleg version of a Fisher-Price drill, but it was a plastic water gun that you filled with disappearing ink before pissing the shit out of your unsuspecting family and friends by blasting them with a splatter of blue annoyance. You could supposedly zap someone from 20 feet away. That gave you a little time to run for your life as your abuelita bent down to grab her chancleta to throw it at your bratty ass. Here’s the commercial showing that Zap-It was one of the IT tools in the 80s for every annoying brat!
And of course, you had to buy disappearing ink refills for the Zap-It Zinger. So my question is: Who were these parents who were buying those fucking re-fills? I wish I could go back in time and tell them that listen, there are easier ways to show that you hate yourself and need to be tortured!
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