After It Was Speculated That Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Are Engaged, He Joked That They’ve Been Married For Years

July 22, 2021 / Posted by:

When Britney Spears told the court that she wants out of her 13-year conservatorship and wants her family to pay for what they’ve done to her (she’s talking about you too, Jamie Lynn Spears), she also told the judge that she’d like to get married and have another kid. But according to Britney, her conservators, including her dad, Jamie Spears, won’t allow her to get married and refuse to let her take her IUD out. (The conservators have denied this). Well, TMZ says that while out at Starbucks, Britney had a rock on THAT finger, you know the one. So when a pap caught up to Sam Asghari the questions were asked, and it’s time to call Sam “Mr. Britney Spears,” because he said they’ve been married.

Britney and Sam met on the set of her video for Slumber Party and have been dating, at least publicly, since around 2017. Over the weekend, Britney was papped driving on her own, which is a big deal since she told the court that she wasn’t allowed behind the wheel of a car. Britney hit up a Starbucks, and this tweet claims she got a Frapp, but it looks more like some kind of iced mocha with whipped cream. So she may be evolving. I’m sure Dateline NBC will launch an investigation into that.

While Britney doing her own Starbucks runs is big news, the bigger news is the diamond ring which suggests she’s about to get hitched. So when the paps found Sam at a dealership in Westlake, California, they asked him about it and homeboy had jokes. He said:

“Yeah, man. People don’t know but we’ve been married for about five years. We secretly got married in Hawaii. That’s one of the stories that I don’t know but I see it on newspapers. Oh, and we have twins.”

He’s clearly kidding, but some members of the #FreeBritney movement are not amused. Some believe that Sam Asghari, or “Scam Asghari” as they lovingly call him, is actually a homosexual handler who’s in on the conspiracy to keep Britney down. This is their evidence:

And girl, there’s more where that came from, scroll Twitter if you dare.

I don’t know, is Sam a Scam? If this is true then I think it’s official: Britney Spears is the Main Character of planet Earth. I mean, a tiered conspiracy to keep you contained involving your whole family and it includes a five-year planted homosexual seducing you? The Truman Show wasn’t this evil!


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