Soccer star and walking piece of jerky, 36-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo, is currently partaking in the UEFA Euro football championships. TMZ says that during a media conference ahead of the game between Cristiano’s team, Portugal, and Hungary, he was seen specifically removing Coke bottles from his line of sight and praising some good old-fashioned H20. Maybe he should remember that good old-fashioned sponsorship deals exist before he blows some more of them.
Coke is a sponsor of Euro 2020, and like any good sponsor, they have their product all over the damn place. Too much so for tax-fraud admitting, accused rapist, and billionaire Cristiano. In a press conference, he removed the Coke bottles from his sight as though they were bottles of SPF. Cristiano then propped up his water bottle and shouted “Agua!”
— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) June 15, 2021
This is part of a long-standing theme of hating processed foods, and it affects Cristiano’s kids too:
In fact, Ronaldo’s been on record saying he absolutely HATES when his son drinks Cokes and eats fries!!
Hates when his son eats fries… Wow… it must be fun having Cristiano as a father. Probably one step above having Jillian Michaels as a mother. Tom Brady–whose diet is notoriously reasonable–hopped onto Twitter to co-sign Crispy’s water push:
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) June 14, 2021
Do you see how CBS Sports said he’s “one of a kind?” For drinking water? Famous people can get away with the absolute bare minimum. You know humans die without water, right? But I bet that after that press conference, Cristiano secretly snatched those bottles of Coke and later used them as tanning lotion.