Hot Slut Of The Day!
Wasabi, the current reigning King of Westminster!
Westminster Kennel Club crowned a new Best In Show champion yesterday, and once again, they continued to show their piece of trash anti-Chihuahua asses by not putting a Chihuahua in the Best in Show competition (a Chihuahua has only competed for Best In Show once). But well, a member of the Chihuahua’s group, the toy group, did end up winning that elitist purebred beauty pageant. Wasabi the Pekingnese took the top prize. You know, if a Chihuahua isn’t going to win, an opulent mop of pure luxury might as well. And you probably just got an alert from your credit card company, letting you know that you’ve been charged $250. That’s from staring at the glamorous Wasabi. Yes, bitch is so luxurious that it costs to look at him.
The 145th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was held at an estate in Tarrytown, NY over the weekend. It’s usually held at Madison Square Garden in NYC, but because of a teeny tiny thing called “the pandemic,” it was moved to Tarrytown. But Tarrytown temporarily became Wasabitown last night when the three-year-old Pekingnese from East Berlin, Pennsylvania beat out all the other hot bitches of Westminster to be named the supreme hot bitch of hot bitches. This is the fifth time in the history of Westminster that a Pekingese has won Best In Show. A whippet named Bourbon got runner-up. Why do I have a feeling that Bourbon secretly snatched a piece of Wasabi’s luscious hair to have it tested to make sure that Wasabi’s blood only has Pekingese running through it? And if it doesn’t, you better believe Bourbon is going to expose Wasabi to take the crown! In the meantime, here’s the Best In Show judge, Patricia Trotter, who is giving me memaw baby of Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty, naming Bourbon runner-up before giving Wasabi the win! Wasabi knows he’s royalty because when he’s announced as the winner, he looks up at his handler like, “Honey, I know you don’t expect a KING to strut over there on his own, so pick my winning ass up, peasant!”
And here’s that adorable Chewbacca nutsack with his trophy:
As for how that ultra-fancy cotton ball as seen through the eyes of Miyazaki is going to celebrate, his handler said he’s going to get some filet mignon. via NPR:
“He has showmanship. He fits the breed standard. He has that little extra something, that sparkle, that sets a dog apart,” said Wasabi’s handler and breeder, David Fitzpatrick, who guided the Peke’s grandfather Malachy to the Westminster title in 2012.
How will Wasabi celebrate?
“He can have a filet mignon. And I’ll have Champagne,” Fitzpatrick, of East Berlin, Penn., said with a laugh.
Wait, David Fitzpatrick said “he can have a filet mignon” as though Wasabi isn’t getting filet mignon and caviar for every meal. “Yes, I’d like to report cruelty against a fancy ball of lavishness” is definitely something that a 911 operator is going to hear from me today!
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